Matt Nicholson's DUMMIES' GUIDE TO
TIT TORTURE PHOTOGRAPHY
Matt Nicholson is the Publisher of Darker Pleasures, the Internet's only e-zine that focuses on breast bondage and tit torture.You can find this article -- fully illustrated with high quality photographs instead of the art miniatures -- plus the photo galleries they came from, the full-sized, original art, and over 20,000 other original photographs, stories, video clips, and much more erotic breast and nipple torture, when you subscribe to Darker Pleasures.
THE OBLIGATORY INTRO THING There are all sorts of adult web sites in cyberland, and they cater to all sorts of tastes. Regardless of the kink, most all of them have one thing in common - pictures. The majority of the pictures on adult sites involve women in some state of nakedness, and it's pretty much a given that the tit we're talking about in "tit torture photography" has to do with a part of the anatomy pretty much unique to them. For the purposes of this article, we'll frequently call them breasts and tits. We may also refer to them as knockers, jugs, hooters, bazooms, gazongas, melons, tatas, chimichangas, and my personal favorite, sopapillas. In any case, this article will discuss taking pictures of them at great length.
I get paid by the word, you see.
Not so oddly, most men throughout history have had a serious thing about breasts. That thing almost always had to do, and will probably always have to do, with a universally manic desire to have unrestricted access to them 24-7-365. In the case of site's like this one, we'd have to qualify that even more by saying that we - lovers of fine tit torture that we are - have a manic desire to have unrestricted access to treating them like our own personal stress balls, chew toys, pin cushions, or <insert your type of torment target of choice here> 24-7-365.
With the explosion of the Internet, access to adult-oriented photography (people less cultured may refer to it as pornography) has reached an all time high. As such, the demand for high quality images of those two much sought after mounds of wonder, and their torment thereof, has reached an equal high. Gazillions of adult web-sites feature nothing but breast-oriented material, generally by the truckload. A sizable portion of that gazillion, easily a bazillion, offers some kind of tit torture. Unfortunately for most of them, rolling in money they ain't.
You see, the key to a successful adult web site is not only quantity, but quality. And that, boys and girls, is where the fine art of breast torture photography comes in.
This article isn't a comprehensive photography thing. I'm not going to delve terribly deeply into the wherefores and how-tos of lighting, resolution or shutter speeds since every other photographer with a keyboard's covered that. Someone, far wiser than I, can fill you in on selecting models, filling out releases, and all that stuff. Here, I'm going to handle the nitty-gritty of tit torture photography.
Was it the title that gave it away?
THE CRO-MAGNON IN CYBERSPACE
Darwin was an Optimist
Charles Darwin was a rather well known scientific type that believed that mankind evolved from apes. It's fortunate for Chucky that women are included under the term "mankind," since, by and large, they do seem to have overcome a lot of their primal instincts and distanced themselves from the chimpanzees fairly well (unless Darwin was wrong about the ape thing and women actually evolved from cats - but that’s another topic).
Unfortunately for Mr. D., men - at least when it comes to sex - are always proving that they still have exactly the same chromosomes as did their hairier ancestors - casting significant doubt on Darwin’s claims of evolution, or in the very least making him quite an optimist.
Truth be told, if the chromosomes had their way, most men would prefer to wield their manhood the same way their Cro-Magnon ancestors did, by taking what they want through the use of blunt club-like instruments applied to the noggin and by hair dragging. Theory has it that the Neanderthal equivalent to modern-day breast men battered their partner's boobs with tree limbs and dragged their ladies around by the nipples. Though we've found no fossilized evidence to support that theory, our experience with tit torture highly supports it.
In any case (and fortunately for those of us wishing to remain out of jail) society has ingrained in the typical male the ability to act civilized in most cases (except during most sporting events).
At least men can generally refrain from scratching their privates or beating their (or their wife's) chests in public three out of five times, as long as their buddies aren't around to egg them on.
When it comes to real live, bump and grind, sex, most men just want three things out of pair of knockers: a good view, something soft, warm and pliable to play with, and a chewy mouthful of nipple to satisfy their latent breast feeding urges. In person, this is not terribly difficult to accomplish. It's fairly easy for a willing couple to incorporate all the hands-on and mouth-on fun they want into most lovemaking scenarios without a hitch. It's even easier if the aspiring man throws in some jewelry or a chick flick and romantic dinner beforehand as an incentive.
In fact, astute women find that most males wander around in a sort of addicted daze throughout their adult life, and can be easily controlled by insuring that a fix of tits takes place on a routine basis, especially when combined with a good sound romp in the hay. Astute men understand that their chances of having their fix satisfied increases exponentially (a word most men can’t pronounce after that aforementioned romp) if they show their partner an equally enjoyable time. The best couples actually learn to enjoy the giving as much as the taking.
...which is why politicians, as a rule, probably seldom have good sex.
The Next Step in the Female Evolutionary Ladder - The Cyberbreast
What we are trying to accomplish with breast torture photography is about as far from reality as books about Mars and Venus. When dealing with cyberspace and breast torment, we toss modern-day civilization out the proverbial window and remember the Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal. You see, though most of the testosterone inflicted (that would be men) have either genetically or forcibly evolved past actually indulging in the more “barbaric” types of sex that we find at your typical www.xxxbeatmebloodysexsex-sex.com, they still like to indulge in the primeval fantasies that polite society, civil upbringing, and their significant other’s six-foot-eight, 275 pound bubba trucker-brother have pretty much convinced them are beyond reality.
Though the fact that most men do understand that “pretend” and “real” are found in completely different sections of the dictionary tends to give Mr. Darwin a little more credibility, the fact that men still get turned on looking at it explains the need for titty bars and the on-line adult industry - and thus the need for competent tit torture photography.
Speaking as a male (since I am one), what we find in cyber-land caters to our fantasies by translating the real world of touchy-feely to the digital zeros and ones of computerese. Those of us who are good at it can make Mr. Happy spring into action almost as quickly with our pictures of Ms. July's tit squeezing between some lucky guy's fingers, as he would if the tit were really being crushed in hand.
And before the equal rights folks get up in arms, men aren't the only gender to toss reality aside when it comes to fantasies. Many women indulge in rape dreams where some Fabio-kind-of-
muscle-guy (or Fabioette-kind-of-muscle-girl, I don't wanna be accused of playing favorites) sweeps them struggling into some lavish tropical setting, ties them down with honeysuckle vines, and then performs all sorts of ultimate sex acts on their body parts designed to make them cry out for more. In the same way; many men daydream (often while they're at work, instead of actually earning their paycheck) about ravishing some gorgeous 36DD endowed example of lush womanhood into unconsciousness. Would most women really want to be raped? Not hardly. Ergo, Cro-Magnon chromosomes or not, most men would not really want to brutally maul some gal into a coma.While most women tend to enjoy reading about other women being violated by Fabio, there are those that enjoy seeing the deed done. Most men, on the other hand, opt from the start for the less intellectual pursuit of pictureville; probably because they know, at least on some vaguely subconscious level, that reading requires that both heads operate simultaneously, a feat proven impossible back in the days of the primitives I've talked about ad nauseum thus far.
In either case, these fine folks often seek out our field of expertise.
(Continued in The Dummies Guide... Part 2)
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