MATT NICHOLSON'S BREAST PUNISHMENT PRIMER - Part 5
Tit Whipping, Shooting Breasts, Nipple Clamps
Discusses tit whipping and breast caning, nipple clamps, and shooting things at tits
(Continued from Breast Punishment Primer - Part 4) Ride 'em Cowboy!
I know, "Get on with it, Nicholson!" Patience is a virtue, people. Of course, if you're here, I don't guess you're terribly interested in your typical virtuous kind of stuff, are you?
Then again, maybe you are at that.
The first torture on our list happens to be one that's been used over the centuries as a means of either proving virtue, enforcing it, or pretending one or the other as an excuse to torture a hot set of hooters. That torment would be flagellation, otherwise known as whipping, flogging, caning, spanking, slapping, and a variety of other -ing words.
Smacking people with flexible striking things has been used as a means of punishing and/or re-establishing the pure motivation of both men and women who might have committed such things as adultery or fornication, thinking about adultery or fornication, or even being thought to be thinking about adultery or fornication. This has been the case since virtue was first considered fashionable, sometime around 0.75 A.D.
Even people that were already considered decent and pure on the moral Richter Scale, such as monks, priests, rabbis and barbers, used self-flogging as a means of insuring that they remained chaste and otherwise boring to the opposite sex. This was known as scourging and was particularly popular at cocktail parties back in the 13th century.
In point of fact, whipping and caning are still used in some countries of the world today as a means of punishing persons that commit crimes that have anything vaguely to do with sex, such as looking at a woman's ankles, though generally only in those countries considered less civilized by most of the more modern, nuclear bomb, biological warfare, and death-by-injection, crowd.
Granted, your typical Crusades and Spanish Inquisition era beatings were generally directed at the backside, a whole different fetish, but there have been many instances, such as the Salem Witch trials and other more modern festivities, that called for deliberately directing such attention at the front sides, particularly the female bosoms, as a means of reminding women of the sins and transgressions that they had forgotten they had, generally because they never had them.
Regardless of the reason, it is thought that beating breasts with slender objects as a means of someone's sexual stimulation has been a popular pastime since the days when prehistoric men used pterodactyl fingers on the women they'd dragged by the hair into their caves. Truthfully, the origin of flogging in its current incarnation, as a means of getting one's rocks off, isn't really known. The first known written account was published in the fifteenth century. It told of a man who could only enjoy sex if he'd first been beaten to the point of bleeding with a whip that had first been soaked in vinegar. And, before you ask, that's something we haven't tried yet, but we'll look into it.
History aside, this type of activity is generally the most fun for those folks who like to watch boobs bounce. You know who you are. You're the ones that play re-runs of Bay Watch back in slow motion when the bikini-clad lifeguards are running on the beach. For you boob-bouncing lovers out there, the key to successful and safe tit-bouncing tit whipping is in the device, and the size of the tit, of course.
Let's talk about the tamest of these, the slapper. It has a long flexible leather handle that tapers into a wide, flat spanking surface that is made of two pieces of leather. The wide head sinks into a larger portion of the breast, spreading the impact out over a larger area of skin, allowing the outside of the breast to bear the rather stinging burden of the blow. With the proper follow-through, the breast
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can be lifted or pushed so that it bounces pretty wildly as it recoils back into place just in time for the next boob-jarring slap.
As an added attraction, the dual leather flappers slap together on impact, adding to the satisfying, stinging smack sound you get when leather meets skin.After a good solid spanking with a slapper, you end up with a pair of pleasantly reddened and burning tits without much risk of internal mayhem. Many people use riding crops to achieve the same purpose. Most horse crops are made with a single piece of leather at the head that wraps back on itself so that it, too, makes noise just as a side effect of its use. Crops are generally smaller and stiffer, however, so greater care needs to be used in order to make certain
If the goal is less bounce and more color, there are all sorts of wonderful devices out there. Horse-hair whips are great fun, because you don't have to worry nearly as much about the soft parts inside as you sting the heck out of your targets and turn them whatever shade of crimson you're looking for. Her skin may be in for a rough ride, but that'll be about it.
A step up from horsehair and similar types of whips is the ingenious little device known as a cat-o-nine tails. These have been around for centuries, thank goodness. They're made of everything from soft suede to braided leather, with an ouch factorthat runs anywhere from "you'll wear your arm out before I scream" to "ohshitsohshit!" They're all fun and profitable, but keep in mind that the harder the leather in the tails, the more careful you need to be with what's bouncing beneath them.
Leaving welts and stripe marks is another worthwhile goal of many breast-beaters. Leaving welts and red marks generally entails a significantly higher ouch factor, and done improperly can make your faithful slave's tits into Jell-O. Done with skill, however, you can make a full breast look like it's just
spent time in a waffle iron without great risk to anything but the candy coating.
If you're looking at making red marks and other colored welty-looking things on your breasts du jour, the trick is to use something thin that doesn't impact deeply. Back-to-nature people might consider a thin willow branch like your mom used to take to your butt for back-talking for the job. Otherwise, a thin dowel or an electrical cord will work wonders. "Fuck, Goddamn, Holy Shit, really!?" you say? Yeah, baby! We're talking about stinging like a nest of wasps on road rash, but if it toots everyone's horns, then the only limits are the ones set by you and the owner of the future criss-cross patterned tits.
The first experience I had with what we'll refer to as caning (because that's how everyone else refers to it), was during the Spare the Rod shoot. That was in our first year, and some of us weren't quite as knowledgeable and talented as we are now (me). Others of us were just frappin' bullheaded and wouldn't admit that her tits were being beaten to a pulp because we needed the shots for the story I'd written (Christine).
The birch branch was a lot of fun, and made really neat welts between bounces until I realized that her screams could be translated into, "YousonofabitchI'mgoingtoripyourballsoffandfeedthemtoyou!"Needless to say, the shoot was rather short-lived after that.
If you're really into fun and games, a rubbing alcohol breast bath, purely for health reasons of course, is quite the treat afterward.
! - Striking the breasts with anything should be done with extreme care. This is one of the single most dangerous BDSM activities if not done by someone that is skilled and well attuned to his/her partner's body language. Never strike a breast with any deep blows and be careful that any bouncing that occurs is within the normal range of motion for your partner were she jogging or otherwise engaged in a natural breast-bouncing activity. Also be aware that even skin-deep spanking can result in broken capillaries and/or a loss of sensation in the nipples if carried to an extreme. Any activity that breaks the skin could also result in scarring that may not disappear with time, so make certain that your partner consents to living with battle scars if caning is your thing. Oh - yes, I know that man and dinosaurs never really existed together, but it made for another humorous anecdote, O.K.
Ready...Aim...
Since I originally wrote this gem, several folks have asked me about some things I missed.
One of the ingenious methods of tit torture they've asked about could be called ballistic torture, or projectile torture. It could be called something else, too, but since I can't find any references to it anywhere else, I get to name it first. Lucky me.
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What this is, in a nutshell, is the practice of shooting or throwing things at the tits. It's not something you see much of. Heck, it's not really something we have much in Darker Pleasures outside of a couple stories and a few really fun pictures, but it sounds like a lot of fun.
In any case, as you've probably noticed, breasts look a lot like targets. They have these really neat, natural rings that could easily be used as the 50 point ring and the bullseye. Add a little creative drawing and you could have all the little wedge-shaped places.
Technically, there are all sorts of things you can shoot at tits. It's just that most of them would land you in jail. Incarceration aside, I'm assuming that you're goal is to re-use nature's two natural targets, so I'll skip things like bullets, arrows, quarrels, lawn darts and heavy artillery. And, while it makes for some really hot fantasy for some folks, I really don't think darts--at least the hand-thrown, metal, spikey kind--are a good idea despite drawings and pictures to the contrary. Sliding down the deadliness scale we come to stuff like BB and dart guns. I guess that, with a good pair of protective eyeglasses, the adventuresome outdoorsy couple could look into staking her, spread-eagle, between two saplings while he takes careful aim, but I'd hazard that only a very low-powered air pistol could result in anything close to relatively safe, and I'll deny I said even that.
They're making a training bullet now that's actually a bullet-shaped lump of detergent that won't stain clothing. They're fired from real pistols modified for use with these things, which should really appeal to the NRA crowd. Military and law-enforcement types use them for reality simulation drills, so they can be shot at people. The problem is, while I appreciate the careful consideration given for keeping clothing stain-free, they can leave really nasty bruises and welts, and have been known to even break the skin. Para-military types are pretty particular about using protective vests, Darth Vader-like helmets, and other safety gear, so I expect that shooting them at a naked woman's bare boobies isn't really what they were designed for. Then again, most of the stuff we're using to have all this great fun I'm writing about wasn't designed for what we're talking about, is it?
If you're still slobbering over this idea, did I mention that the modification for these detergent rounds costs about $700.00? And then there's the little matter of the pistol to put it in. Oh, and these little soap bullets are about three times as expensive as the real thing. So, as long as you're thinking about going against the conventional wisdom of people that get shot at for a living, you may as well just look at a paintball gun, huh?
Maybe you saw the big news bruhaha back in 2003 about the folks that'd actually take you out to hunt for buck naked women instead of just bucks. Just for kicks and giggles, I checked it out. There's a site called Hunting for Bambi, that'll make all your dreams come true--that is, if you want the video. They don't really take people out to hunt gorgeous, naked women so you can shoot them in the tits with a paintball gun, but if they did, you could sign me up! I can just imagine where they keep 'em caged. Latent Bambi shooter in me aside, I'd still point out that, while a lot of what we're looking for in a fun day of tit torment might include pretty blue and red colors, these also travel at high enough velocities that using them risks mucking up the deeper stuff.
If you're game for trying either of the aforementioned activities, feel free to send
<> me the video, but make sure she's wearing face and eye protection. Oh, and remember my disclaimer at the beginning, huh?
So, what can you really shoot with some semblence of safety at those new, hand-painted targets that are swaying in the breeze? How about blow darts? Aside from the movies that show the cannibals using blowdarts tipped with some kind of insanely fast-acting knockout poison, I've really had a dickens of a time finding anything on this. There are a couple of videos on Youtube.com that show some dinglebrains with homemade blowdarts, but nothing anywhere with tits. It makes me want to go make my own, just so I can be the first. At any rate, seems as if you can shoot them into the arm or the ass, breast bullseyes are fair game.
On the lowest end of the scale you've got your good, old-fashioned rubber bands. They're easy to aim, easy to shoot, and if you just feel like being mean, you can pop a pair of tits silly up close and personal. Close-contact popping with a rubber band makes for a really great stinging feeling that can be safe and habit-forming, especially for the person doing the popping. Personally, I'm all for wrapping a chilled nipple with a rubber band and watching it turn a lovely shade of plum before I indulge my inner nipple-biter, but that's a chat for later.
! - Please tell me you're not really considering shooting a gun at your lady friend's chest! Detergent rounds are bullets, people. You don't play with guns this way. Like one manufacturer says, "...improper use of manufacturer X's® ammunition can cause injury, loss, damage or death. Users should exercise the same firearm handling precautions as with live ammunition." Do I really need to elaborate? And, as far as paintball guns are concerned, the balls travel at upwards of 200 feet per second. They can put out an eye and leave nasty bruises at closer ranges. Since they're considered recreational, they're designed to be shot at each other, but naked breasts probably weren't in the blueprints. In any case, any time you're thinking about using a projectile, care needs to be taken to protect the face and eyes. We tell our kids not to shoot things at each other because they could put an eye out. It's good advice.
Clip, Clamp, Clip, Clamp
Nipple clamps and clips come in all sorts of sizes, shapes, styles, strengths, and denominations. You can by fancy nipple presses and other fun toys, or you can start with the basics. The most predominant, and the most popular with folks new to the scene, regardless of gender, is the age-old clothespin. Clothespins are cheap, come in a variety of colors and materials, and can usually be found around the house - generally in huge quantities. They can be applied singly to the nipple, or in such a manner as to hide the entire breast, thus putting the hapless gal into a coma. Basically, clothespins are a staple of any red-blooded (enter the country of your choice here) tit torturer's arsenal of goodies.
Clothespins, like other clamps and clips made especially for nipples, can be adjusted simply by bending the tension spring one way or another. Whenapplied to the whites or areola, most women can tolerate a clothespin, particularly if enough flesh is stuffed between the little jaws. The less flesh, the harder the pinch. Recalling our earlier chat about the scientific stuff, one can reason that applying a tight clothespin directly to the nipple itself might result in something rather ear-splitting, so proceed with care, or with a gag, depending on your preference, or consider applying your clamp so that part of the areola takes the brunt of the pressure.
One interesting and eye-popping use of clothespins is called "The Zipper." In this variation of multiple clothespinning, the lucky pinner attaches a row of clothespins in a line around or across the breast or in a circle around the nipple, either focusing only on the white meat or the tasty dark parts -- whatever makes him or her happy. These clothespins are all attached to each other by means of a cord that's been knotted through holes that have been drilled in one leg of each pin.
When the "go" given, the cord is yanked from one end, pulling the clothespins free in quick succession. Not only will this erotically engage the senses of even the most endorphin-challenged little lady, but it sounds a lot like a a zipper. Hence the name "Zipper," as opposed to "The Velcro," or "The Button-Fly."
Another very popular clamp is called the clover clamp, or Chinese clover if you prefer. Originally, clovers were designed to hold two pieces of cloth together as they were being hand-stitched. The unique design of the clover clamp causes it to tighten when it's tugged on, so that the cloth won't pull free from the clamp when the little Chinese lady pulls on it. You can just imagine how much fun a pair of these connected by a chain might be. If you want someone else to do the construction work for you, you can order them pre-assembled from any one of the trillions of adult supply places on the Internet. If you're a do-it-yourselfer, take your lady to a well stocked sewing supply and down a dark aisle to try them out before you buy. Just make sure you've gagged her first in case she squeals.
Dang those Chinese guys were devious.
While we're on the subject of turning sewing supplies into ruthless devices of torture, let's not forget about the bodkin.
Folks in the know call them "tweezer clips," but they, like their clover buddies, can be found in any sewing supply and were originally designed for the same reason as clovers. Unlike the clovers, which are spring loaded, the bodkin is basically just a tweezer with an "o" ring that slides up its length, tightening it to your desired specs. Another really diabolical thing about the bodkin is that it has a couple of really sharp little teeth on each jaw that embed into pert flesh really nicely for that little extra-special touch that tells her how much you really love her.
Most of the adult supply houses that call them "tweezer clips," cover the teeth with little rubber things, but you now know that removing the little rubber doohickies can be a lot more fun, huh?
As I've said, there are all sorts of gizmos that can be used to clamp nipples and their surrounds. We've used hair clips (you know, those things that look like Jaws on steroids), kitchen bag clips, campers' clotheshanging clips, and pant hangers of all descriptions. Pant hangers are especially good if you want to add a little stretch to your fun and games. You can use the kind with the long wooden rod that clips into the long steel rod and combine them with other clamps, like clothespins or campers clips for a mouth watering look, or just leave them alone and do whatever else comes to mind to the bound babe's trapped nips.
Another popular pastime comes with the other kind of pant hanger, the one that has the individual clamps that slide up and down the metal rod for perfect positioning. These things usually have quite a bit of "bite" which generally
makes the female bearer of the breasts yelp when they chomp down onto her tender tips. Once you have two pert nipples crushed in the jaws of one of these things, you simply hook the hook through some rope and haul as agreed upon. We would suggest some liberal application of clitoral stimulation as a healthy balance, particularly as you close on the Guinness Book of Records record for nipple stretching in a single session. I think it's somewhere around eight inches.
There are other things that clamp in the dark out there, but just because they have two jaws that snap shut doesn't necessarily make them fit for consensual tit torture. You can find most of them at your local Home Depot or Lowes Home Center. Some of these, like vice-grips, c-clamps and related carpentry tools work rather wonderfully, but I'd keep some of the others in the garage if I were you. Most heavy-duty clamps would pretty much crush her little nips into pulp or carve them into mincemeat, neither of which are conducive to a lasting relationship.
And then there are jumper cables, the stuff of dreams for many tit torture buffs. The thought of being able to use a pair of these babies on some lucky submissive's wind-hardened nipples just sends chills up one's spine... but maybe we shouldn't go there.
! - Clamping anything directly onto a nipple can be an extremely painful experience since nipples are composed of primarily erectile tissue, milk ducts, and nerve endings. Always consider applying clamps so that they are either completely behind the nipple where it connects with the areola, or at least partially so. Also remember that nipple sensitivity varies throughout any given month, and what may be acceptable on one day may not work the next. Oh, and it goes without saying that jumper cables were made for biting into lead poles, not nipples. Leave them in the garage and away from breasts.
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