Matt Nicholson's BREAST BDSM PURITY TEST (For the Tit Torturer)

Matt Nicholson is the Publisher and Webmaster of Darker Pleasures, the Internet's only e-zine that focuses on breast bondage and tit torture. You can find this original survey, plus tens of thousands of other original photographs, stories, art, articles and much more erotic breast and nipple torture, inside Darker Pleasures.

There are about a gazillion sex-related purity tests out there. Several of them are BDSM-oriented, but not a one focuses on our favorite pastime - tit torture. So, always striving to be on the cutting edge of breast bondage and tit torture (no pun intended), Matt developed this purity test for aficionados of the fine art.

Not to leave anyone out, there are two versions - one for those ladies that tend toward wanting to be on the receiving end of someone else's ministrations, and this one - for those folks that prefer to dole it out. If you fall in both categories, Matt'd like to know if you'd consider modeling.

In any case, these are designed for fun and frolic. Before you decide to take any of this seriously, we suggest you read his other award winning contribution to the realm of breast-oriented BDSM - The Breast Punishment Primer. Safe, sane, consensual. It's not just good sense, it's the law. Or something like that.

Anyway, one more thing. For definition's sake, breast is the the whole tomato, light and dark parts; nipple is the nipple and/or areola. Now, have fun!

Check all boxes where you answered "yes". Don't forget the 2 point "ouch" questions. Once you're done, add the total amount of points for your Breast BDSM Purity score. Compare your score to the chart at the bottom of the page for your purity rating.

Have you ever...

...read stories about breast bondage/torture?
...written stories about breast bondage/torture?
...published a story/stories about breast bondage torture (free or for pay)?
...purchased a book at a public bookstore for the purpose of reading about breast bondage/torture?
...looked at images/video clips of breast bondage/torture?
...joined a web site that featured breast bondage/torture?
...joined more than two web sites that featured breast bondage/torture?
...engaged in “cyber-tit torture” chat?
...masturbated to images, videos or stories of breast bondage/torture?
...masturbated to images or stories of breast bondage/torture while engaged in cyber-tit torture?
...visited alt.sex.bdsm, alt.sex.torture, etc. looking for material/advise on breast bondage/torture?
...posted materials/advice/inquiries in alt.sex.bdsm, alt.sex.torture, etc?
...fantasized about “tit fucking?”
...“tit fucked” a partner?
...fantasized about clamping a partner's nipples with light clamps (clothespins etc)?
...clamped a partner's nipples with light clamps?
...fantasized about hard clamping a partner's nipples (clover clamps, alligator clamps, etc.)?
...hard clamped a partner's nipples?
...clamped a partner's nipples until they were bruised?
...fantasized about binding a partner's breasts?
...bound a partner's breasts?
...bound a partner's breasts until they were purple (or some similar unnaturally dark color)?
...fantasized about suspending a partner by her breasts?
...suspended a partner by her breasts?
...suspended a partner by her breasts for more than 60 seconds? 2 points
...fantasized about piercing a partner's nipples with needles or pins?
...temporarily pierced a partner's nipple with needles or pins?
...temporarily pierced a partner's nipple with more than five needles or pins at one time?
...permanently pierced a partner's nipple?
...permanently pierced both of a partner's nipples?
...lifted a partner off the ground/table/bed etc. by said piercing (partial lifting counts)? 2 points
...attached a leash to said piercings and led her by it?
...fantasized about using nails, staples or skewers on a partner's breast/nipple?
...used nails, staples, or skewers on a partner's breast/nipple?
...used nails, staples, or skewers on both of a partner's breasts/nipples at the same time? 2 points
...lifted a partner off the ground/table/bed etc. by said piercing (partial lifting counts)? 2 points
...fantasized about paddling or spanking a partner's breasts?.
...paddled/spanked a partner's breasts?
...fantasized about flogging or whipping a partner's breasts?
...flogged or whipped a partner's breasts?
...fantasized about canning a partner's breasts?
...caned a partner's breasts?
...raised welts on a partner's breasts by paddling/whipping/caning?
...left bruises on a partner's breasts by paddling/whipping/caning?
...drew blood from a partner's breasts by paddling/whipping/caning? 2 points
...fantasized about cutting a partners breasts/nipples with a razor or blade?
...cut a partner's breast/nipples with a razor or blade? 2 points
...fantasized about eating food (including whipped cream etc) from a partner's breasts/nipples?
...eaten food from a partner's breasts/nipples?
...fantasized about biting a partner's nipples hard enough to cause pain?
...deliberately bitten a partner's nipples hard enough to cause pain?
...deliberately bitten a partner's nipples hard enough to leave bruises?
...accidentaly bitten a partner's nipples hard enough to accidentally draw blood?
...fantasized about a vampire-like or hard biting scene involving a partner's breasts/nipples?
...been involved in a vampire-like or hard biting scene where you deliberately drew blood? 2 points
...fantasized about dripping hot wax on a partner's breasts/nipples?
...dripped hot wax on a partner's breasts/nipples?
...fantasized about applying fire/burning heat (curling irons, etc.) to a partner's breasts/nipples?
...applied fire/burning heat to a partner's breasts/nipples?
...fantasized about applying some kind of hot/cold ointment to a partner's breasts/nipples?
...applied some kind of hot/cold ointment to a partner's breasts/nipples?
...had a partner wear a brassiere with hot/cold ointment in it?
...fantasized about rubbing a partner's nipples with ice?
...rubbed a partner's nipples with ice?
...fantasized about using electricity (violet wand, TENS unit, etc.) on a partner's nipples?
...used electricity on a partner's nipples?
...applied any combination of two of the above at the same time?
...applied any combination of three or more of the above at the same time? 2 points
...had a partner prepare a safe word during breast bondage/torture?
...had a partner use a safe word during breast bondage/torture?
...tied/secured a partner in a manner that allowed escape during breast bondage/torture?
...tied/secured a partner in a manner that didn't allow escape during breast bondage/torture?
...bound/tortured a partner's breasts/nipples while she was blindfolded?
...bound/tortured a partner's breasts/nipples while she was gagged?
...bound/tortured a partner's breasts/nipples while she was bound, gagged and blindfolded?
...bought sex toys for breast/nipple bondage/torture?
...bought more than five sex toys for breast/nipple bondage/torture?
...bought more than ten sex toys for breast/nipple bondage/torture?
...spend more than $100.00 on breast bondage/torture equipment?
...made permanent modifications in your home for breast bondage/torture (added hooks, etc.)?
...gave a partner an orgasm during a breast bondage/torture session?
...had a partner willingly masturbate while you bound/tortured her breasts?
...had a partner orgasm during a session solely because of the breast bondage/torture?
...had a partner have multiple orgasms during a breast bondage/torture session?
...took pictures or video while you bound/tirtured a partner's breasts/nipples?
....published said pictures/video on-line?
...visited a BDSM party/club for the purposes of watching breast bondage/torture?
...visited a BDSM party/club for the purposes of binding/torturing a partner's breasts/nipples?
...bound/tortured a partner's breasts/nipples at a BDSM party/club?
...bound/tortured a stranger or relative stranger's breasts/nipples?
...bound/tortured multiple partner's breasts/nipples in one session?
...caused injuries that required at home medical attention after a breast bondage/torture session?
...had a partner be unable to wear a bra for more than 24 hours after breast bondage/torture?
...had a partner skip work/school as a result of a breast bondage/torture session?
...had a partner that has had any of the previous three questions more than twice? 2 points
...had a partner who required professional medical attention after breast bondage/torture?
...had a partner who required an emergency room visit after breast bondage/torture?
...had a partner that has had any of the previous two questions more than once? 2 points
...taken this test because you thought you'd learn something?
...used something you learned from this test in a breast bondage/torture session?

SCORING

0 - 10
11 - 30
31 - 50
51 - 70
71 - 90
91 - 100
101 - 110

Would you like some chocolate syrup with your vanilla?
Looks like you've figured out what breasts are, anyway. Now what?
OK, maybe you could get away with calling yourself a little "assertive".
You're definitely on your way to being a member of the tit torture dom club.
You should probably remember that eating and sleeping are necessary, too.
Time to start writing your memoires while your partner's breasts are still attached.
Holy, Hannah! Keep her tits away from the nuclear device!

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