Matt Nicholson's BREAST BDSM PURITY TEST (For the Tit Torturee)

Matt Nicholson is the Publisher and Webmaster of Darker Pleasures, the Internet's only e-zine that focuses on breast bondage and tit torture. You can find this original survey, plus tens of thousands of other original photographs, stories, art, articles and much more erotic breast and nipple torture, inside Darker Pleasures.

There are about a gazillion sex-related purity tests out there. Several of them are BDSM-oriented, but not a one focuses on our favorite pastime - tit torture. So, always striving to be on the cutting edge of breast bondage and tit torture (no pun intended), Matt developed this purity test for aficionados of the fine art.

Not to leave anyone out, there are two versions - this one for those ladies that tend toward wanting to be on the receiving end of someone else's ministrations, and one for those folks that prefer to dole it out. If you fall in both categories, Matt'd like to know if you'd consider modeling.

In any case, these are designed for fun and frolic. Before you decide to take any of this seriously, we suggest you read his other award winning contribution to the realm of breast-oriented BDSM - The Breast Punishment Primer. Safe, sane, consensual. It's not just good sense, it's the law. Or something like that.

Anyway, one more thing. For definition's sake, breast is the the whole tomato, light and dark parts; nipple is the nipple and/or areola. Now, have fun!

Check all boxes where you answered "yes". Don't forget the 2 point "ouch" questions. Once you're done, add the total amount of points for your Breast BDSM Purity score. Compare your score to the chart at the bottom of the page for your purity rating.

Have you ever...

...read stories about breast bondage/torture?
...written stories about breast bondage/torture?
...published a story/stories about breast bondage torture (free or for pay)?
...purchased a book at a public bookstore for the purpose of reading about breast bondage/torture?
...looked at images/video clips of breast bondage/torture?
...joined a web site that featured breast bondage/torture?
...joined more than two web sites that featured breast bondage/torture?
...engaged in “cyber-tit torture” chat?
...masturbated to images or stories of breast bondage/torture?
...masturbated to images or stories of breast bondage/torture while you tortured your own breasts?
...visited alt.sex.bdsm, alt.sex.torture, etc. looking for material/advise on breast bondage/torture?
...posted materials/advice/inquiries in alt.sex.bdsm, alt.sex.torture, etc?
...fantasized about being “tit fucked?”
...been “tit fucked?”
...fantasized about having your nipples lightly clamped (clothespins etc)?
...had your nipples lightly clamped?
...fantasized about having your nipples clamped hard (hard clover clamps, alligator clamps, etc.)?
...had your nipples clamped hard?
...had your nipples clamped until they were bruised?
...fantasized about having your breasts bound?
...had your breasts bound?
...had your breasts bound until they were purple (or some similar unnaturally dark color)?
...fantasized about being suspended by your breasts?
...been completely suspended by your breasts?
...been completely suspended by your breasts for more than 60 seconds? 2 points
...fantasized about having your nipples pierced with needles or pins?
...had a nipple temporarily pierced with needles or pins?
...had a nipple temporarily pierced with more than five needles or pins at one time?
...had a nipple permanently pierced?
...had a nipple permanently pierced by a partner during a breast bondage/torture session?
...been lifted off the ground/table/bed etc. by said piercing (partial lifting counts)? 2 points
...had a leash attached to said piercings?
...fantasized about having nails, staples, or skewers used on your breasts/nipples?
...had nails, staples, or skewers used on your breast/nipple?
...had nails, staples, or skewers used on both of your breasts/nipples at the same time? 2 points
...been lifted off the ground/table/bed etc. by said piercing (partial lifting counts)? 2 points
...fantasized about having your breasts paddled/spanked?
...had your breasts paddled/spanked?
...fantasized about having your breasts flogged/whipped?
...had your breasts flogged/whipped?
...fantasized about having your breasts caned?
...had your breasts caned?
...had raised welts left from having your breasts paddled/whipped/caned?
...had bruises left from having your breasts paddled/whipped/caned?
...had blood drawn from having your breasts paddled/whipped/caned. 2 points
...fantasized about having your breasts/nipples cut with a razor or blade?
...had your breast/nipples cut with a razor or blade. 2 points
...fantasized about having food (including whipped cream etc) eaten from your breasts/nipples?
...had food eaten from your breasts/nipples?
...fantasized about having your nipples bitten hard enough to cause pain?
...had your nipples bitten hard enough to cause pain?
...had your nipples bitten hard enough to leave bruises?
...had your nipples bitten hard enough to accidentally draw blood?
...fantasized about a vampire-like or hard biting scene involving your breasts/nipples?
...been involved in a vampire-like or hard biting scene where blood was deliberately drawn? 2 points
...fantasized about having hot wax dripped on your breasts/nipples?
...had hot wax dripped on your breasts/nipples?
...fantasized about having fire/burning heat (curling irons, etc.) applied to your breasts/nipples?
...had fire/burning heat applied to your breasts/nipples?
...fantasized about having some kind of hot/cold ointment applied to your breasts/nipples?
...had some kind of hot/cold ointment applied to your breasts/nipples?
...deliberately wore a brassiere with hot/cold ointment in it?
...fantasized about having your nipples rubbed with ice?
...had your nipples rubbed with ice?
...fantasized about having electricity (violet wand, TENS unit, etc.) used on your nipples?
...had electricity used on your nipples?
...had any combination of two of the above applied at the same time?
...had any combination of three or more of the above applied at the same time? 2 points
...planned the use of a safe word during breast bondage/torture?
...used your safe word during breast bondage/torture?
...been tied helplessly in a manner that allowed escape while having your breasts bound/tortured?
...been tied helplessly so you couldn't escape while having your breasts bound/tortured?
...had your breasts bound/tortured while you were blindfolded?
...had your breasts bound/tortured while you were gagged?
...had your breasts bound/tortured while you were bound, gagged and blindfolded?
...bought sex toys for breast/nipple bondage/torture?
...bought more than five sex toys for breast/nipple bondage/torture?
...bought more than ten sex toys for breast/nipple bondage/torture?
...spend more than $100.00 on breast bondage/torture equipment?
...made permanent modifications in your home for breast bondage/torture (added hooks, etc.)?
...had an orgasm during a breast bondage/torture session?
...had an orgasm during a breast bondage/torture session while you were masturbating?
...had an orgasm during a session solely because of the breast bondage/torture? 2 points
...had multiple orgasms during a breast bondage/torture session?
...had pictures or video taken of you while your breast were bound/tortured?
....published said pictures/video on-line?
...visited a BDSM party/club for the purposes of watching breast bondage/torture?
...visited a BDSM party/club for the purposes of having your breasts bound/tortured?
...had your breasts bound/tortured at a BDSM party/club?
...had your breast bound/tortured by a stranger or relative stranger?
...had your breasts bound/tortured by multiple persons at the same time?
...required minor (at home) medical attention after a breast bondage/torture session?
...been unable to wear a bra for more than 24 hours after a breast bondage/torture session?
...skipped work/school as a result of a breast bondage/torture session?
...had any combination of the previous three questions more than twice? 2 points
...required professional medical attention after a breast bondage/torture session?
...required an emergency room visit after a breast bondage/torture session?
...had any combination of the previous two questions more than once? 2 points
...taken this test because you thought you'd learn something?
...used something you learned from this test in a breast bondage/torture session?

SCORING

0 - 10
11 - 30
31 - 50
51 - 70
71 - 90
91 - 100
101 - 111

Would you like some chocolate syrup with your vanilla?
Looks like you've found your breasts, anyway. Now what?
OK, maybe you could get away with calling yourself a little "kinky".
You're definitely on your way to being popular with the dom crowd.
You should probably remember that eating and sleeping are necessary, too.
Time to start writing your memoirs while your breasts are still attached.
Holy, Hannah! Keep your tits away from the nuclear device!

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